Twelve Days of Shoe Shopping #1: Pear Tree/Jone-ate
On the First Day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree….
Do such avian gifts generally come with a gift receipt? Because if my true love gave me such a present, I’d probably return or Craig’s List it by the next day. My true true love knows better. He knows the way to my heart is through my feet. Birds and trees are just fine, but new shoes are divine.
