The latest installment in our continuing showcase of the ugliest shoes ever:

While this may have been something Elton John would’ve worn in the mid-70s, it is certainly not something that should be making the rounds these days—unless of course you’re going to a really bitchin’ 70s party.

If Orlando Bloom wouldn’t even sport these for a role, then there is no way you should either.  ‘Nuff said.

We are speechless.

Have a great weekend Readers—we’ll see you on Monday!