It’s Friday and we know there’s nothing freaky about Shoefly.com’s 30% OFF sale, that is unless you’re frightened by huge savings on a large selection of designer shoes. Though we venture to guess you’re not. Now, for what you’re hear for—the ugliest shoes online. Thanks, once again, to our friends at Shoewawa for seeking out and posting these marvels of modern fashion mayhem… Lastly, our disclaimer, where we apologize in advance if you own or are thinking of owning either of the following two featured ugly shoes. Enjoy!

If Willy Wonka were a woman, he’d—without question—be sporting this sandal pump by ASOS. Or, perhaps, these were specially made for Willy himself. Usually know for truly stunning footwear, ASOS really missed the mark on this little creation.

To be quite honest, we don’t even know what to say about this creature by Irregular Choice. All we know is that if Swamp Thing had a woman, she’d definitely be wearing these. Yuck!