Goof Friday friends, not in the religious sense of course, but rather, in a "we’re so happy it’s Friday" sense. It has been a while since we’ve unleashed some shoe pessimism on you. So, if you’re one for unorthodox footwear, you may not want to read on… additionally, we apologize in advance if you own or are thinking of owning either of the following two featured ugly shoes. Enjoy!

First is a boot by Terra Plana. Like Shoewawa, we have the utmost respect for Terra’s use of fair trade/environmentally friendly materials, but this boot takes it to the next level. To us, it looks like an old boot was given to someone’s grandmother to patch-up using an old afghan.

Second is the Polish pump by Yes Style. Ironically, we’re say NO to YES. We’re all for unique, but there’s nothing unique about kicking an endangered species to death with an otherwise cute pair of pumps.