Good Friday friends, not in the religious sense; but rather, in a "we are happy it’s Friday" sense. We’ve held off for as long as we possibly could, but it’s time, once again, for a little shoe pessimism. So, if you’re a fan of truly ugly footwear, you might not want to read the following… that’s our disclaimer. Additionally, we apologize in advance if you own or are thinking of owning either of the following two featured ugly shoes. Enjoy!

First up is the Oompa-Loompa-esque platform heel by our poor friends at Net-a-Porter.

Second is the not-so-hot space age boot called the mux.lux.flux. A great shoe to complete the stage costumes of our friends David Bowie and Elton John, but not so much for the common woman heading out for a night on the town.