It has been weeks since we last scrutinized a shoe for being, in our opinion, truly hideous. It’s not because we’ve been at a loss for material, but instead because there has just been too many good shoes and shoe sales to blog about. But, unfortunately, not every shoe can be placed in those glorious categories. Here are just a couple we’ve recently stumbled across and feel are worth mentioning:

The first shoe isn’t exactly ugly, that is is unless you’re of the "I despise Crocs" population, which we know is quite large. That being said, have you ever wondered what might happen if a pair of darling UGG boots collided with a pair of Crocs at high speed? We haven’t either, though we imagine the carnage might resemble the Crocs Mammoth.

Second, we have a truly horrifying shoe for you. Again, this is just our opinion and if you own this shoe, we apologize, but pray that you don’t actually wear it. In an effort to avoid being too harsh we are going to stop right here, as words can’t really emphasize our feelings for this shoe.