Congratulations! It’s Friday and wherever you are you’re probably only hours away from the weekend. Of course that’s only assuming you’re a fellow "cube dweller." However, we doubt that’s the case as we assume there are a number of service industry workers amongst our readers. All that said, after receiving accolades for last week’s featured ugly shoes we decided to continue with our shoe pessimism this week. Though today’s featured shoes are, in our opinion, even freakier than last week’s.

First we have the Fish Head pump by Christian Louboutin. For a mere  $1,000 you can have the shoe of choice for fashionable Mermaids. Mind you, no fish were hurt during the manufacturing of this shoe, although it appears as though a few reptiles were.

Our second and final featured shoe is the ever-so hideous…well, we don’t even know what to call it. Is it a boot? A pump? A platform? Who knows, but either way it’s torture to the eyes. However we imagine this shoe by Irregular Choice could make a great addition to your Halloween costume, or might be perfect for practicing the ancient art of witchcraft.

That’s just our two cents. Feel free to give us yours.