Can you say “WRONG”?
Yep! And after browsing through the online catalogs of one of my favorite department stores, the word “wrong” gained so much dimension. Come along with me on this journey of fashion blasphemy.
The first thing that caught my eye was simply the word; ‘stirrup.’ After catching a glimpse of the word, I closed my eyes and exhaled a sigh while simultaneously muttering an “oh, god no” under my breath. Reluctantly, I opened my eyes, reconfirmed that I wasn’t actually hallucinating, and went in for the close up photo. I mean, the natural thought progression after disbelief is curiosity, right? In I go: not only are these stirrup pants, but they are high wasted stirrup pants. I am talking about such a high waste that they come up to your sternum. These things are just SCREAMING camel toe! That amongst other obvious things which I can’t capitalize on with out gagging is why these pants are just completely wrong in every sense of the word. Happy shopping.
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