Regal status with me in mind?

I know that Sam, (Sam as in Sam Edelman), was thinking of
me when he, or his staff of shoe designers designed the Darian shoe. I mean,
who else could he have been thinking of, right? Since we have met on SO many dapper occasions! Enough about me and my imaginary
relationship with Sammy, let’s get on with the shoe!

What’s with the regal status? Not only do these shoes make you feel
majestic, the metal studded fringe which drapes across the shoe’s toe is
seemingly strapped on with a relic coin adorned with the insignia of a royal
family… I mean, if I know Sammy, it has to be an ornament of antiquity which
harnesses the queen’s cape! I also love the red stitching on my brown Darian’s
which start close together and stretch apart as the shoe widens bringing even
more texture to the rich design.

Now, all I need is a box of spiced dark chocolate and a
goblet of Pinot Noir to complete the mood as I lounge next to my fireplace in
my castle….Oh Sammy dear!